I've Seen the Light
Posted by Flea on March 14, 2007, 10:44 p.m. ET

i am such a fool
how did i not see this before???
i cannot believe my shortsightedness......
thank god i have seen the light
i just realized!
the lakers are playing the greatest trick in professional team sports
history
they are outsmarting the entire nba
they are doing the rope a dope of basketball
you heard of the rumble in the jungle?
this is the scrapple in the staples
they are pretending to be really confused and bad
and losing on purpose to trick everybody in to letting down their guard
before they go on their shockingly transcendent playoff championship run
they have faked the injuries
even chris mihm is gonna come bounding out on the court to strains of
'sweet georgia brown'
luke and lamar will be laughing and slapping five as the lakers
vanquish all of their arrogant opponents
and the lakers will play like a perfect team
it was so clear to me today when i realized that the ridiculous
unfair and unwarranted punishment to Kobe could not be real
then i realized that the lakers have a secret deal with the nba to
kick the lakers around a little bit
and make them look even worse than they already do
and when they lay down against the mavs the other night
it was like ali taking body blow after body blow from the mighty
george foreman
only to tire him out and trick him
and then spring up like a genius warrior and fell the mighty oak
ha!
what genius the lakers have
and to think that i, a lifelong laker fan , didn't see this before
they are doing this so well they even tricked me
hahahahaha
if i am correct i think they will burst out of their contrived
doldrums in about 2 weeks
its gonna be great!!!!!

whooo hoooooo!